Sunday, December 7, 2008

I hope you are happy BYU!!!

AGH!! Of course they got their way.. "LET'S play on a neutral court so that we can win". Typical BYU!!! I think that BYU lost a lot of respect from a lot of neutral fans by doing this anyway.. so I hope it was worth it to them...stupid cougars! I guess everyone knows they were too whoosy to play us at home. You know dang well that if we would have played on our home court, we would have killed them!! At least we can feel good about the way we play and don't give cheap shots to win!! Within just a couple minutes.. they gave us a bloody nose and a cut above the eye!! Man.. aren't we "The Lord's school"and supposed to be saints? That is HARDLY the way they act/play!! It doesn't take a genius to figure out that they play DIRTY!!!
I HOPE YOU ARE HAPPY STUPID BYU!!

Me and Brandon we dying laughing at these...

"Aren't Missions supposed to be 2 years?" (then list the players who served less, and the amount of time they served)

"BYU: Keeping ugly girls out of Utah State since 1888."

"Separated at birth?"



"Honor Code = Satan's Plan"

"Did Brigham Young Have a Beard Card?"

"Waste of Tithing"

"BYU: The Suckiest Bunch of Sucks that Ever Sucked!"

"Marriott Center = Large and Spacious Building"

"Rameumptum U - Alma 31:21"


"You can run from the Spectrum, but you can't hide from the Aggies!"


"Hard Liquor"

"Dave Rose voted against Prop 8"

"Lee, tell your wife to not beat me up, please"

"If a tree falls in a forest, and no one else is around...does Cummard hear it?"

"Jimmer is a stupid name"

"Hey Jonathan, Brazil called, they don't want you back!"

"Miles will kick a man when he's down" (Bogut reference)

"I saw Dave Rose kissing....Dick Harmon, underneath the mistletoe last night"

"Greg Wruebel and Mark Lyons broadcast pantless"

"Obviously your football team needs to repent"

"Shouldn't you all be getting ready for Sunday right now?"

"Clorox with Bleach called....you win!!"

"Sorry we offend you"

"BYU: Where the girls are girls and the boys are too!"

"The BCS called, you're still not invited"

Enter to learn, go forth to condescend

If I owned Hell and Provo, I'd live in Hell and rent out Provo

And the best.....from a BYU player himself... "UTAH STATE FANS ARE MEAN!!"


9 comments:

Anonymous said...

ummm! who are you and what did you do with my sweet little sister who hated sports. Who didnt' even know what a football was 5 years ago. lol. love you guys!!!

Emily said...

Dang...someone's bitter about the loss.

Mindy Bergeson said...

This is from Jarom:
One Word:

SCOREBOARD!!!

Brooke said...

It seems Jarom got you there! :)

B&B Goldsberry said...

Brandon says:
one word:
DICTATORSHIP!!!

Cindy said...

LOL!!! You crack me up! We were downtown Saturday night and totally wishing we'd gone to the game. Sucky that we lost!!!

The Johnsons said...

Wow! I am up there with Lyssa? Where did my friend go who didn't like or even know sports! :) You are funny.

smnorton said...

Hey I love these, I to think it is stupid that they wouldn't play in Logan and I to think they would have lost if it were up there!!

Nick Toyn said...

Holy crap...get over yourself. USU was outplayed. Period. What the crap are you going to say when you get beat at home? Some church conspiracy? Seriously LAME!

You sound like a midget with short-man syndrome...pissed at the world because you're a midget!

Here's what USU's own coach said:

"They did a really good job defensively. We didn't get clean looks at the basket and we shot it very poorly from three."

"BYU is a good team, even though the style was to our liking and the pace of the game was to our liking, they just played along. They had a little cushion the whole way and we couldn't quite get ahead in the game."

"BYU caused some problems with their size, their double teams and their athleticism. I thought for as long as I can remember they are a lot more athletic than anyone gives them credit for. Those are big, good athletes. They showed that in that game."


By the way...if you'd like me to quote the countless General Authorities that have called BYU the "Lord's University" over the pulpit, I'd be happy to do so. All the childish name calling won't change that fact. You just went to the wrong school. 1 Nephi 16:2. LOOK IT UP!